Alice Cooper is shockrocker Steve Carrell

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
‘Til they got a hold of me.
I opened doors for little old ladies,
I helped the blind to see.
I got no friends ’cause they read the papers.
They can’t be seen, with me and I’m gettin’ real shot down

And I’m feeling mean.
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say, he’s sick he’s obscene

 – Excerpt from Alice Cooper’s, “No More Mister Nice Guy “


This is such a fun post for me!  I can’t stop laughing as I type this… Alice Cooper’s Wikipedia page is very extensive and detailed.  This shows that this character is extremely important to the manipulators of modern culture.  Some of the crazy tidbits that make up this fake act:
Alice Cooper’s favourite band was The Yardbirds.  He invented the “Shock Rock” flavour of Rock ‘N Roll.  He had an incident at aToronto concert in 1969 involving a chicken and feather pillows that taught him how to make good use of the tabloids.  He was managed by Frank Zappa, that infamous conspirator of the fake Hippie movement.  His greatest vice was beer and whiskey!  He is a big fan of The Simpsons and he loves to play golf out there in Arizona where he cheers on the Phoenix Coyotes hockey team.

Compare all of this with Steve Carrell’s Wikipedia page which contains almost nothing at all of his personal life.  Mostly just his filmography, which makes sense, because Steve Carrell is simply a character role.  He is a fake character and perhaps we will soon confirm his real identity as a member of the family, a member of the cabal…


4 thoughts on “Alice Cooper is shockrocker Steve Carrell

  1. There's so much goop on Alice Cooper's face, lots of people could play him and it wouldn't make much difference. I wouldn't be surprised if many actors played Alice Cooper over the years.

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